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Emily's Aparments

by shwarma

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2 Funk 2 Drunction this album is going to be so sick. Favorite track: Fleeting Perseverance.
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Get A Job 02:58
Momma said, "Son you’re gonna have to go outside and get a job" Momma said, "You can’t stay here much longer cause you’re living like a slob" Momma said, "I aint gonna pay for your way of life anymore" Momma said, "Look out for them honkies and look out for that trixie horse" As I laid on down…to that juicy brown, My eyes slid under and the cave it wrapped around, It came on down and lifted me off the ground, And carried my heart and soul into the sound, Emly said, "You can stay inside and you don’t have to get a job" Emly said, "You can stay here baby, specially if you’re a slob" Emly said, "She can pay for my ways but she’s gonna need a little more" Emly said, "Meet my friend the honky and my other friend the trixie horse" As I laid on down…to that juicy brown, My eyes slid under and the cave it wrapped around, It came on down and lifted me off the ground, And carried my heart and soul into the sound.
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Jankfest 03:07
Roadies on the road, and he ain't gonna show To this mother fucking Jankfest Coming to you live from this motel dive In the lot of America's best And you best believe they're the best We go on at five, fuck you and drive Get the fuck to Jankfest Lots filling up, so fill up my cup Time to get some shit off my chest Jankfest in your face, ain't no hitting the brakes Bitch dosed my cup and I'm bout to throw up I'm freakin' out at Jankfest Roadies in my grill, saying I need to chill So get your damn hands off my vest I threw that fuckin' tool, when I lost my cool Emily Emily Emily My strings turned to snakes, and I got the shakes Emily Emily Emily Juicys on the floor, babies asking for more...
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Cheezin' 02:16
Juicy’s on the floor Baby’s asking for more But she knows that she can’t have some till we settle the score That cloudy chowder powder is the reason we squeak Like little mice hungry for their fat piece of cheese
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Now that its over, I don’t dare deny Floating through globules, that fly through my mind Comet like energy, spazzing through space Felt all the features, that fell off my face Its not the moment, you wanted to feel Slippery and rubbery, like oceans of eels Laughing and weeping, like sad little clowns Taking more doses to calm myself down Ooh, calm myself down Ooh, calm myself down...down...down... Ooh, calm myself down Ooh, calm myself down...down...down...
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Through sunsets and through dawns A shimmering plane in the distance Illuminating paths start to spawn Don’t look hard, cause you might miss it It’s just another way Another passage to follow The path can lead astray Towards the window to your heart Now the tables did turn And your worlds undone Misconceptions are consequence And you did smell my fart It’s just another way Another passage to follow The path can lead astray Towards the window to your heart
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La migra no saben que estoy aquí Y no se si puedo vivir así Mi familia esta con mi En los apartamentos de Emily Y si nos encuentran que va pasar? Nos partimos y a nunca regresar Pero hay una cosa que va faltar En los apartamentos de Emily
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Hammy Mac 04:21
Woke up last night fiendin' a snack Missed on the midnight 'za, feeling like crap The piggies are sliced and I’m kickin' back Into a big ol' bowl of hammy Mac No body could cook a bowl, as good as this, cheez whiz But you know they’re gonna try, cuz that’s the biz, and you gotta know the damn fondus and don'ts Wheel me into a churn, oh buddy gonna soak in the swine And sweaty baby darlin' don't you forget to throw in the brine, that’s fine, alright Woke up last night fiendin' a snack Missed on the midnight 'za, feeling like crap The piggies are sliced and I’m kickin' back Into a big ol' bowl of hammy Mac
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Where the fuck is Shmer?! He's always late!
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Sad Clown 05:29
I'm a sad clown (sad, sad, clown) Got this doo doo pie all over my face Been working carnie gigs around town (round, round, town) Ain't no damn way i'm gonna leave this place Like a monkey dancing in a too-too While a cosmic psychic casts his voodoo On the susceptible minds of the passerby Enough to make a grown clown cry I'm a carnie clown, from town to town My nose is red and my pants are brown Jumping up in down in a wedding gown Got a reach around chinatown (2x)
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Feelin' Island, Island (4x) Drop jah bomba One bombaclat Two bombaclat Three bombaclat Four bombaclat Hairy bombaclat Smelly bombaclat Irie bombaclat Emily bombaclat
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I'm done with your yapping mouth And I can’t take no more So pack your bags and head down south To your stupid mother whore. You stupid bitch, die in a ditch I’ll make you eat my fucking shit You make me sick and puke and twitch And you can eat a dick right now You can’t leave me! I’ve already left you! Why do you hurt me? It makes me hurt myself!
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Don't you call emily, just to stay in one of her aparments Once you crawl down that deep hole, there aint no climbing out I spent my last buck on a fix, but aint stopped me from turning trix Oh emily, stop looking at me Why you gotta be? So damn sexy Oh emily, don't look at me Why you gotta be? So damn crazy Don't you call emily, she'll shoot you up and shit you out You'll be feeling high again, and you'll call up all your friends You'll have all but one regret, her pity, remorse and nothing left
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Your time is useless, at heaven's dawning Coconut crispies are your only flake Flakey croissant, I feel your guava yearning I love the tea you drink Albino sunburned girl I really love you, girl I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl Albino sunburned girl Give me the chance to love you and I'll show you that I'm the best in the world You try and halt the little duckie from crossing To be a bud duckie had you by the fake Flakey croissant, I feel your guava yearning I love the tea you drink Albino sunburned girl I really love you, girl I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl Albino sunburned girl Give me the chance to love you and I'll show you that I'm the best in the world Albino sunburned girl I really love you, girl I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl Albino sunburned girl Give me the chance to love you and I'll show you that I'm the best in the world Time

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released May 26, 2020

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